Weird Sex Toys You Can Buy In Hong Kong
This is another case of someone wanting the best of both worlds. They want a nice set of breasts for an outercourse stroker toy and a classic pocket sleeve. But when you put them together, it seems like it would be hard to ignore that you’re entering someone’s torso. Your little squirrel buddy is made of body-safe silicone and has a magnetic induction charger so the entire toy is sealed and waterproof, meaning it’s safe to use in the bathtub.
But, hey, if you want to have sex with a giant worm, they’ve got you covered by accident. The Cobra dildo could maybe look a little bit more like a cobra if it tried because right now it looks like an earthworm with floppy dog ears. I debated including it or not because I’d have to look at it more. With a diameter of fewer than four inches, this isn’t for folks on the larger side of things. In general, you can’t get deep penetration from something this shape which is not really the boob’s fault seeing as it wasn’t ever intended for this particular purpose. If you want a bending G spot vibrator, check out the Crescendo which is silicone, bendable, and has six vibrator motors.
I can’t look at The Holey Trinity vibe and not see the Olympic Torch. No one should ever allow me to own this toy because I’d bound into the bedroom holding it aloft shouting for the games to begin.
But hey, if your kink is randy butterflies that are disproportionately gifted, Evolved has you covered. Their vibrations are so deep and rumbly so I’m betting this toy is fantastic–I’m just stuck on the design. It’s rechargeable, made of body-safe silicone, and controlled with a wireless remote. This inflatable doll is just under five feet tall and looks goofy as anything.
Going as far back as the ancient Han Dynasty, Chinese aristocrats enjoyed artfully crafted jade butt plugs and bronze strap-ons. The butt plugs were apparently used by embalmers to prevent bodily essences, like chi from leaving the body.
The body is shaped like a child’s drawing of someone with too many muscles. The drawn-on abs look more like a lobster tail than muscles. It comes with an o-ring in the crotch and a seven-inch realistic insertable toy that you can use or switch out for the strap-on friendly toy of your choice. If you’ve got a foot fetish and don’t need to insert yourself inside of the foot, there are loads of great hyper-realistic silicone feet meant for product modeling that you clitoral stimulator can do with as you please.
Glass is a nice choice for this type of toy because the nubs stand out against how smooth the rest of the toy is. Glass glides like nothing else so the texture play here will be nicely pronounced. It’s handmade but you might not want to think too much about that. But, hey, if that’s your thing they have a toy for you. I may be missing out on something here because there are a lot of these toys including some with the vulva in the ankle. Masturbation sleeves aren't weird, but if you're unfamiliar with the Tenga Egg, it might at first remind you of a Kinder Joy holiday egg surprise. To use the Tenga egg, you remove the film, open the egg, and voilà!
A double-sided dildo and two Burmese Balls, also known as Ben Wa, or "orgasm" balls. These ancient dildos are made with everything from stone to bone to wood. "Too obvious? Well, how about some knuckle-blade-themed fetish gear? Use a different amount of knives than the Badger has to throw people off." Dude's already so ashamed of his association with the movies, he's started to overcompensate by looking like Wolverine.